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GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	76	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

action, animation, Anime, ED, ending, Favorite, God-tier, GODTIER, Gundam Destiny, Gundam Seed, GundamSeedMC, japanese, Mecha, Music, op, OPED, Opening, Robots, Seed ED4, Seed OP2, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	191	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

Audience, Bantz, blocky, broadcasting, built for BBC, club, collaboration, Communication, CONTENT, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, innovation, JOKE, Journalism, Media, Network, News, PIXEL, production, programming, Radio, storytelling, Technology, television

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6897	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

anticipation, audience engagement, Content Creator, Curiosity, Entertainment, habits, Hiatus, INCONSISTENCY, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mystery, online presence, patterns, Routine, Schedule, Server, Shenanigans, social media, speculation, Sporadic, Streamers, streaming, Surprises, trends, viewership

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!