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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6208 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1649 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!