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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General #2067

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Chorli and Vagoo reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, princesses, and assassin businesses in Hell.

Ever wanted to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and watch as patients “check out” into Heaven.

But that’s not all – run your own small assassin business with your demon Imp friends and survive each other’s crazy antics. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so entertaining?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs Heaven when you can have all this fun in Hell? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!

DivorceDrama Minecraft Server

Alimony, Communication Issues, DivorceDrama, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father daughter relationship, father’s expectations, feeling misunderstood, feeling unappreciated, financial support, forgiveness, loss of relationship, Manipulation, Minecraft, parent’s divorce, parental expectations, Resentment, Server, unresolved emotions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	111
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of alimony disputes, blocked messages, and birthday gift fails!

We offer a unique experience where you can roleplay as the AH or the victim in a never-ending cycle of family drama. Build your virtual world while navigating through complex relationships with your in-game parents.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure lies in uncovering the truth hidden in divorce papers. Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you be forever haunted by the consequences of not reading the documents?

Join now and experience the thrill of emotional rollercoasters, passive-aggressive messages, and unresolved family issues. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Don’t be the bad guy, be the hero of your own virtual soap opera on our server!

FacePantsCraft

Boundaries, boxer briefs, Boyfriend, Communication, creepy, face, FacePantsCraft, funny, gift, gift giving, humor, JOKE, personalized, PHOTO, possessive, relationship, serial killer, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear, weird

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4974	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	529	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most fucked up movie ever is the theme of the week!

Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Bordeaux is a vibrant city located in southwestern France, known for its prestigious winemaking industry and stunning architecture. As the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region, Bordeaux is a cultural hub with a rich history dating back to Roman times. The city is home to numerous historic landmarks, including the Place de la Bourse and the Gothic-style Saint-André Cathedral. Bordeaux is also famous for its world-renowned vineyards, producing some of the finest wines in the world. With its charming streets, lively restaurants, and picturesque riverfront, Bordeaux is a must-visit destination for wine enthusiasts and culture seekers alike.

extrememage

1.20.4, 1.8.X, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Discord, discord.gg/N5ETscrv, Earth, extrememage, Gaming, KitPvP, Live, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, no cheating, no cursing, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

ExtremeMage Server [1.8.x-1.20.4] Discord | discord.gg/N5ETscrv [LIVE] extrememage.mineserver.xyz | No cheating | No cursing | 1.20.4

extrememage.mineserver.xyz:38156

HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	8437
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

hamstermc.lol

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

VR Chads Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a VR Chad and ruling the pixelated world? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Minecraft legend.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame them and make them your loyal companions! Ride into battle on a creeper steed and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join forces with other players to take down this mighty beast and claim its golden feathers as your prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a VR Chad like never before! Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us?

KWA BOT Y? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than KWABOTY! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWABOTY and within minutes, they were teleported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. The player was so amazed by the wacky world that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s not even the best part – every time you mine a diamond on KWABOTY, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and grants you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! If you join KWABOTY today, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes and dances to disco music. And don’t even get me started on our weekly events like “Build a House Upside Down” or “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Teach it Ballet”.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABOTY now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.