BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	5033
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2877	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Animals Bred:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8784
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	7655	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	5364	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	9266
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

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