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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6633
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1289	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	6735
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	194	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	903391	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	580
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5096
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4176
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.