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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7630	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6923
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8311
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4460	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5948	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord