Classcucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	6402	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	539148	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5938
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	9062

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	1528	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3873
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	681375
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Items Found:	1592	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!