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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7890 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
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