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The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	1037
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6851
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Votes:	972
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	226
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9460	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Farms Harvested:	849
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5489	Animals Bred:	99
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3240
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

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