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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7584

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3462
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7839	Buildings Constructed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	526	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	153	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

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