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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

TrumpTakedown Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Authorization, BBC interview, Confrontation, Deadly Force, Details, fault in security, Julia Pierson, make it make sense, Minecraft, perpetrator, Police, Rifles, roof, secret service, security perimeter, Server, setup, Trump shooting, TrumpTakedown, Witness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the conspiracy theories! Join us and uncover the truth behind the Trump shooting – was it a setup? We’ve got former Secret Service directors, video evidence, and witness reports that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Can you crack the code and solve the ultimate conspiracy? Or will you be too busy dodging creepers and building your dream base?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine while you’re at it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking in the shadows. Trust no one, not even that friendly villager offering you a trade. The truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. See you on the server, if you dare!

BlockstonedCraft

addiction, attraction, Baby Care, baby’s safety, BlockstonedCraft, Communication Issues, Decision making, deep sleep, Doctor, emergency, emotional reactivity, financial strain, health concerns, husband, Nightmares, psychiatrist, relationship, smell, smoking weed, Support, withdrawals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

banter, bullying, Crafty, cruel words, damaging words, disrespectful behavior., emotional pain, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful memories, hurtful remarks, insensitive comments, insults, mean words, Minecraft, negative feedback, offensive remarks, personal attacks, Server, toxic relationships, traumatic experience, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Animals Bred:	143	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Advertise Less, Prestige More

Advertise, advertising, Awareness, brand, Competition, Consumer, consumer behavior, desirability, image, Impact, influence, market, Marketing, Perception, Popularity, Prestige, product, Promotion, recognition, reputation, saturation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Villages Defended:	17

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

RockinEricasServer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND FIND THE ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE! erica found it 10 years ago and now she’s a time-traveling wizard! u can be too if u join our server and mine for the ancient rocks! become a minecraft master and rule over all the noobs with your epic powers! who needs diamonds when u have the ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND!

New Yawn Roleplay: The Server That Makes You Want to Sleep (Whitelist)

Character, Community, culture, Discord, Distance, Drama, Economy, History, Immersive, ironed out, Map, patience, Playerdriven, Roleplay, Server, Setting, Sleep, Suggestions, Vanilla, Whitelist, worldbuild, Worldbuilding, yawn

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

New Dawn Minecraft Server

Overview
Tired of boring, unoriginal, and same feeling Minecraft world-building servers that don’t offer the excitement you are looking for? Join New Dawn for a collaborative project with a cohesive and realistic experience. Explore a custom map and uncover localized history perspectives. Player-driven economy and roleplay with minimal involvement from server owners.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets New Dawn apart from other servers?	New Dawn offers a realistic and immersive experience with player-driven economy and roleplay elements.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3HaVvhwewn and following the instructions there.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is up almost 24/7 for players to enjoy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	While we encourage creativity and player-driven content, we also expect players to maintain a respectful and drama-free environment.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can reach out to the server owner through the Discord server or in-game chat with your suggestions or feedback.

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2277	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	120	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.