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CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	2122
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Villages Defended:	10	New Chunks Explored:	353005

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6398	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	8868

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	268
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	9222

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!