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Agent Arrest Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8432
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner secret agent and join the ranks of MI6! Our server is so intense that even real MI6 agents are getting in on the action – just ask Daniel Travis, who was arrested in Georgia for breaking into a parliament building during massive protests.

Join us for epic battles against riot police with firework machine guns, just like our fearless MI6 agent did. Our server is so wild that it will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life protest in Tbilisi, complete with water cannons and thousands of angry protesters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen. Who needs the EU when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8571
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Votes:	8205
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8106
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1612
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9287
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!