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Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Baby-Faced Miners

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9596	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of running around in Minecraft looking like a scruffy caveman? Join our server and transform into a dapper, clean-shaven gentleman! Our virtual barbers will give you the sharpest pixelated haircut you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to unruly beards and hello to sophistication!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!

Nyfco’s Keky Nijien – Where LOLs and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so civilized that they hold tea parties with creepers and have philosophical debates with skeletons. Join us if you want to witness the insanity of players building roller coasters for pigs or organizing fashion shows for zombies. Don’t miss out on the chance to participate in our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while being chased by angry chickens. So come on over and see if you can survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun!

PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9002
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

ABSTINENCE, addiction recovery, blocky, boners, Celibacy, discipline, Holy Path, inner peace, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, nofap, personal growth, purity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-empowerment, self-mastery, Spiritual Journey, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9473	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where even Switzerland can’t hold its blocks!

blocks, Challenges, Chaos, collapse, Crisis, Decline, Downfall, Economy, Europe, european union, fallen, Financial, Government, Hold, instability, News, Politics, Situation, Struggle, SWISS, SwissCheeseCraft, switzerland, TURMOIL

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Emeralds Found:	8301	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!

But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!

GenderBendCraft: Where Boys and Girls Build Together!

BIAS, Boys, BUILD, collaboration, Communication, Diversity, equality, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender dynamics, gender dynamics in collaboration, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendCraft, Girls, Inclusivity, relationships, societal norms, Stereotypes, teamwork, Workplace

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil villagers, or team up with your friends to build a giant roller coaster that loops around the entire map!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Caves & Creepers: ‘Is Fallout woke?’

Caves, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Decision making, Diversity, Entertainment, Ethics, Fallout, fan base, Gaming, immersive storytelling, inclusion, morality, player choice, Political Correctness, pop culture, post-apocalyptic, representation, RPG, Social Issues, video games, Woke

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block is woke! You’ve never played a Fallout game before? No worries, because on our server, the only thing that matters is if the game is woke or not. And let me tell you, our server is so woke, even the creepers are out here fighting for social justice. Join us now for a nuclear-powered adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft TKD: Crafting Kicks & Punches

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being born Jewish doesn’t mean you’re evil – it just means you have a great sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles! How’s that for a unique Minecraft experience?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ. Imagine grooving to the latest beats while surrounded by glowing mushrooms and lava lamps – talk about a party like no other!

So come on, don’t be shy. Join our server and let your inner adventurer run wild. Who knows what wacky surprises and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. See you there! 🕶️🎉

SwedeTeenCraft: Where Average 16 Year Olds Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further, because our server is run by an average Swedish 16 year old who has the power to summon giant meatballs to crush your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. Giant meatballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Plus, every new player gets a pet polar bear that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!