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MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	123620	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4652
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	111

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3023	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4434	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!