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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 949 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
