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BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2473	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Votes:	3074

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	7396
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7887	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mines Excavated:	1337

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!