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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

abortions guaranteed, America, American women, Babes, blocky, Chained, city of love, France, free French sex, good lovin, hot Frenchmen, land of the free, land of the unfree, Minecraft, no commitment, oppressed women, Respecting, Server, sex is free, WOMB, women of the world, women’s wrongs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	430	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3893	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	52	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	152
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2822
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

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