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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9409
Zombie Dances:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

blocks, concealed emotions, concealed past, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert confession, darkest secret, deepest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret revelations, SecretCraft, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed history, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed truth, Unleash, untold story

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	759	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	4736	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!