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NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Dragon Eggs Found:	4779

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crops Grown:	1454	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	5146
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Votes:	7913	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	177
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crops Grown:	3236
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!