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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8547 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
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