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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4682
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	9471	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9947
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!