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CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

No. 203023365 Anonymous AXUH Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Enigmatic Puzzle Clues Secret Hidden Intrigue Mysterious Cryptic Unidentified Conundrum, SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

Allowed, blended families, childhood trauma, custody battles, dysfunctional families, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, family loyalty, foster care, Minecraft, parental control, parental favoritism, Parental Pressure, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, Sis, step siblings, stepkids, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, Harsh, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive response, Loneliness, love, love quotes, LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, sad, unrequited love, worst reply

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2984	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
New Chunks Explored:	749591	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2098
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, DepressoSymptoms, early sign, emotional well being, geriatric care, Memory Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, older age, senior health, Symptoms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	493

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.