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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6272	Crops Grown:	4575
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	2709	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	167731
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.