circle-jerk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

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Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

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DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

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FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

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PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

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Biological Block Party

artificial lighting, Biological, biological rhythms, BLOCK, body clock, circadian lighting, circadian rhythms, fatigue prevention, health benefits, Lighting design, lighting technology, melatonin production, night shift workers, Party, research, shift work, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, trial, work performance, workplace productivity

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21.30, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, construction, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fans, Fly, Grief, Griefing, grif, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, whisp, Without Launcher

For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

whispmcbe.ru:19132

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Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

Bluemap, Builds, Challenges, Cities, Community, Daily, Discord, Epic, imagination, Interplanar, java, Join, landscapes, Lore, multiplayer, Network, Nimoh, Rewards, Secure, SemiSerious, Staff, Survival, Towers, Treasures, Villages, Worldguard

🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
🏛️ The Interplanar Library

What can you expect?

🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

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