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IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

asian, Asians, central, Central Asians, Chinese, circle-jerk, Community, discussion, Diversity, east asians, ethnicity, Filipino, Indian, IslandCraft, islanders, Korean, Minority, online forum, Pacific, Pacific Islanders, r/Asianmasculinity, representation, rule, South Asians, underrepresented, Vietnamese, West, West Asians, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ores Mined:	9649
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Ako, Atsuko, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ibuki, Iroha, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Makoto, Manga, Minecraft, Misaki, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2970	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll be battling in the field with Light Armor – it’s a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions happening right now – because who doesn’t love double the rewards for half the effort? Join us on this insane journey and you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PixelPirate Minecraft Server

anime streaming, Anon, ask anon, content theft, copyright infringement, digital piracy, how to read manga, how to watch anime, illegal downloading, illegal streaming, Manga Reading, Minecraft, online piracy, oppose piracy, piracy apps, piracy websites, pirate apps, pirate websites, PixelPirate, read manga, Server, watch anime

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9120	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your pirating ways? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all forms of piracy! In fact, we even have a special pirate-themed section where you can sail the high seas and plunder other players’ loot (just make sure to ask nicely first). Join us and never worry about being judged for your questionable streaming habits again! Plus, rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a treasure chest filled with rare anime and manga that can only be unlocked by the most notorious pirates. So grab your eyepatch and join us today!

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, AloneCraft, burnt out, Caregiver, Eat, family, Guilt, Guilty, hotel stay, jacuzzi tub, me time, mental health, Minecraft, recharge, Relaxation, room service, self love, self-care, Server, Sleep, Soak, stress relief, TV

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else and never having time for yourself? Do you dream of a day where the only person you have to worry about is YOU? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to take care of is your virtual self!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with a jacuzzi tub, a king size bed, and room service that delivers virtual food straight to your door. Sleep in as long as you want, soak in the virtual tub until you’re pruny, and binge-watch your favorite shows on our virtual TV. No guilt trip from your family, just pure relaxation and fun!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and give yourself the break you deserve. Who needs a fancy hotel when you can have all this and more in the virtual world? Don’t be an AITA, treat yourself to 24 hours of self-care and fun on our server!

CheaterCheaterPumpkinEater

academic integrity, bullying, CheaterCheaterPumpkinEater, Cheating, Communication, consequences, Cultural differences, discipline, education, family dynamics, high school, lesson learned, mental health, parenting, peer pressure, school environment, school transfer, social repercussions, teacher-student relationship, Therapy, trust rebuilding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and revenge! Just like this high school math teacher who pranked his son’s classmates with fake exam answers, causing chaos and summer classes for everyone! But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath as the son is branded a cheater and idiot by his former friends, leading to a cold relationship with his own father. Will they ever reconcile? Join our server to find out and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure!

BidenOutNow2024

AMERICANS, Amy Klobuchar, Andrew Yang, bernie sanders, Biden replacement, BidenOutNow2024, Cory Booker, democratic party, election, Elizabeth Warren, Julian Castro, kamala harris, Michael Bloomberg, pete buttigieg, potential candidates, presidential candidates, Tom Steyer, Tulsi Gabbard, us politics, vice president

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with a group of elite players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon the fabled Notch’s hidden treasure. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times we’ve respawned after falling into lava.

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, Conflict, copycat, cybersecurity, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, Failure, Geopolitics, intelligence, Military, Minecraft, naval drones, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneCraft, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	177

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TRYNA COPY UKRAINIAN DRONES BUT FAILING HARD, LMAO. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FAILS AND HILARIOUS ATTEMPTS AT DOMINATION. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW, Y’ALL. PLUS, OUR BUILDERS ARE SO GOOD, THEY COULD TRICK PUTIN INTO THINKING HE’S ACTUALLY WINNING. COME JOIN THE CHAOS, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BABY!

WildersCraft: Only True Minecraft!

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomatic, distanced, Dutch cabinet, extremism, far right, Geert Wilders, Government, international relations, Jordan, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, palestine, Politics, Statement, True, WildersCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo, so like, come join our cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamond armor is so bling bling, it blinds the Ender Dragon. And get this, our villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts – you won’t wanna miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!

NomNomCraft

animal nutrition, balanced diet, dietary choices, feeding habits, food consumption, food for thought, Food Industry, food sustainability, health benefits, Healthy Eating, human diet, human food, Long-term Health, meal frequency, meal plan, NomNomCraft, nutrition, pet diet, pet food, pet health, sustainable eating

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5004	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, fam, do you ever get tired of eating boring old human food? Well, on this lit Minecraft server, we got a wacky twist for ya! Imagine eating “human food” like it’s pet food, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe and healthy. Just chow down on that three times a day and you’ll be as strong as a diamond sword in no time! Join us for some crazy culinary adventures and see if you can survive on this wild diet. Who needs regular food when you can have “human food” instead? Come join the madness today!

RainyDay

Adventure, bedrock, Challenging, Community, Custom, Dedicated Staff, Enjoyable environment, family friendly, Grind-based, java, Minecraft, Non-overpowered, rainyday, Safe, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Votes:	5943
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to RainyDay, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. RainyDay provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment.

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Silvermons Modded Pixelmon: Where Endermen play hide and Cyndaquils seek revenge

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, Curseforge, Custom, Cyndaquils, ELITE 4, endermen, Gyms, Hide, LEvel cap, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Revenge, Seek, Server, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6759

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Silvermons Minecraft Server FAQ

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons have?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, the server offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.