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circle-jerk Minecraft Servers

  • IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

    IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6326
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Animals Bred: 93
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5833 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft Birthday Bonanza

    MomCraft Birthday Bonanza
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1795
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Animals Bred: 68 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of our virtual elderly parents! Just like in our culture (not from the US), we expect all players to support their in-game parents and send them virtual money every month.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a player who made a “pact” with their virtual parents to give them 100 diamonds on their 60th in-game birthday as a “present”. And don’t worry, they’ll still continue to send them virtual money afterwards too!

    Split bills equally in-game? No problem! But be prepared for some virtual financial drama when it comes to buying virtual houses and traveling. Will you be the virtual AH if you object to this “birthday present”? Only time will tell on our server!

    Oh, and did we mention that some virtual parents might pressure you into spending more virtual money than you can afford on in-game weddings? It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for a virtual adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvoidTheCreepers

    AvoidTheCreepers
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing out loud!

    Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Global Junior High School

    Global Junior High School
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (well, except for griefing…)

    You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!

    Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel
    Check out Global SMP today!

    Apply in the Discord

    globalsmp.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!

    HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4638
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 New Chunks Explored: 496538
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Welcome to HytaleVanilla.net

    (minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*

    A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.

    We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.

    All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn

    Overhaul of Terrain/Biomes Include:

    • Increased Mountain Peaks
    • Deeper Valleys & Oceans
    • More Biomes
    • More Caves
    • Better Trees
    • And so much more…

    Overhaul of Current Structures Include:

    • Better Villages
    • Better Strongholds
    • Better Ancient Cities
    • Better Ocean Ruins
    • Better Woodland Mansions
    • Better Witch Huts
    • And so much more…

    Many added structures include:

    • Forts and Castles
    • Houses and Huts
    • Camps and Ruins
    • More Villages/Towns
    • More Nether Structures
    • More End Structures
    • And so much more…

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server.
    Do I need any mods to play on the server? No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins.
    Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches? Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches.
    What kind of custom structures are added to the server? The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server

    AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7170
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodyBlock Minecraft Server

    BloodyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9943
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Bloody Stool, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

    3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft

    AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 171
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 176
    Potions Brewed: 161 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the test in a whole new way! Join us for the ultimate sibling showdown as you navigate through virtual roads and parking lots with your family members by your side.

    Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.

    But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoofSniper Minecraft Server

    RoofSniper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6005
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 134
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PA_BlockOutCraft

    PA_BlockOutCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 376
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Reddit can’t handle it? Join our server and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land! We’re so popular that even Reddit had to blackout discussions about us – that’s how epic we are! Join now and uncover the mystery behind why Reddit can’t handle our awesomeness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

    HouthiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6793
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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