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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7417 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.
If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
