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BlockyBaeBreakup

BlockyBaeBreakup, Boyfriend, Caretaker, dementia, Disappointment, Empathy, family, fear, firm, Guilt, long-distance relationship, Meeting, moving out, Promise, resignation, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, sick grandma, Trapped, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	126
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your caregiving responsibilities behind!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!

And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

burned out, BurntOutPolitician, clip, comedy, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, funny, GUARANTEED, hilarious, humor, internet, LAUGH, meme, Minecraft, Relief, satire, smp, social media, trending, us politics, Video, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

clever comeback, clever diss, clever insult, clever insult ideas, clever insult without bad language, clever insult without cursing, clever insult without profanity, clever insult without swearing, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, creative insult ideas, insult, insult without swearing, non-offensive insult, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, PIXEL, PUNCHLINE, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	506
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, album, boy band, celebrity fans, Concert, Dance, Entertainment, fan base, Fandom, favorite artists, favorite group, girl group, groupies, IDOLS, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music lovers, MysticCraftRealm, Performances, pop culture, songs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got pigs that can fly! Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And not just that, we also have llamas that spit fireballs like they’re straight outta a dragon’s mouth! It’s like a crazy circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures ever!

CakeDramaCraft

action, AITAH, anger, Apology, Birthday, brother, CakeDramaCraft, Communication, family, Father, high school student, hurt feelings, MONEY, OFFENDED, ownership, relationship, sharing, Siblings, stupid cake, telling off, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!

Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!

So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyIntroverts

breaking out of comfort zone, building relationships, conquering fears, CraftyIntroverts, expanding social circle, introverted socializing, Introverts, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, networking, overcoming shyness, personal growth, pushing boundaries, self improvement, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, socializing as an introvert, stepping out of comfort zone, stepping out of shell., trying new things

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	440	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!

Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.

Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!

Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

Average, Conflict, Crisis, Decrease, Drop, gaza, Gaza Strip, health, humanitarian, Impact, indirect effects, Life, life expectancy, Men, MIDDLE EAST, missing people, mortality, statistics, Strip, study, Trauma, War, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, loot chests, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, pvp arena, PvP battles, resource packs, Roleplay, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition using the URL mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: Are there custom quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers quests that are designed to pull you into the story and offer rewards and a sense of progress and purpose.

Q: Can I build and customize my gear on the server?

A: Yes, you can forge weapons and armor with hundreds of custom enchantments to make them unique to you.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, you can claim land to build your empire or home base, defend it, grow it, and recruit creatures to keep it safe.

Q: How deep are the farming, mining, and fishing systems on the server?

A: The systems go deeper than the basics, offering rare crops, legendary fish, and goals worth chasing.

Q: Can I participate in treasure hunts and uncover hidden rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are treasure hunts and hidden rewards to explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you an edge.

Q: Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can run a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks in a community where every trade matters.

Q: Can I join community events and team challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers community events and team challenges for players to join and have fun together.

Q: Are there streamlined systems in place to optimize gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, systems like storage and crafting have been optimized to allow players to spend more time adventuring and less time managing inventory.

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

1.20.2, alternative career paths, changing industries, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate failure, corpotubing, gradual decline, Independent Success, indie, indie success, massive yabs, not with a bang but a whimper, profit vs passion, profitable option, quitting corporate, slow decline, talent drain, talent realization, talents slowly quitting, the way the world ends, whimpers, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.