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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3966	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1278	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	9283
Votes:	3796	Alien Abductions:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Animals Bred:	123
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	3429
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mines Excavated:	4308	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.