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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9035 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Votes: | 8719 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.