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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 290 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4388 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!
join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
