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Crafty Progress Minecraft Server

broke my fast, Crafty, making progress, Minecraft, never ever, no more food, progress, quit eating, Server, stop slipping up, Swear, went 3 hours without eating

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of constantly breaking your fast and giving in to the temptation of food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve your goal of fasting forever! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where food is non-existent and fasting is the only way to survive.

But be warned, the temptation to eat will be stronger than ever as you navigate through a land filled with delicious virtual treats. Can you resist the urge and become the ultimate fasting champion? Join now and find out! Remember, on our server, fasting is not just a challenge, it’s a way of life. So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to food forever!

TalentCraft Minecraft Server – “What do they MINE-d?”

athlete potential, Minecraft, Mined, player abilities, player comparison, player evaluation, scouting process, scouting strategies, scouting techniques, Server, sports recruitment, sports scouting, sports talent, Star Players, talent assessment, talent development, talent evaluation, talent identification, talent recognition, talent scouts., talent selection, talent spotting, TalentCraft, technical skills

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of talent scouts throwing darts at a board to find the next Minecraft superstar? Look no further than our server! Our talent scouts have x-ray vision and can spot a diamond in the rough from a mile away. They don’t just compare players to star Minecrafters, they compare them to legendary builders like Notch and Herobrine. Join our server and show off your skills, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So why wait? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

aita, blocked, compliments, education, Friends, Girlfriend, group, hairstyle, higher level, KIND, Liking, Minecraft, ProfBlockers, Professor, Project, Protective, ranting, Server, shy student, social media, teasing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7107	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	207	Mines Excavated:	4964
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

WeddingCrasher404

#1, Accidental Wedding Crasher, aita, beach wedding, leaving a wedding, RSVP, Small wedding, wedding drama, wedding embarrassment, wedding etiquette, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding invitation etiquette, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding RSVP etiquette, wedding stress, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being an accidental wedding crasher in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about crashing a wedding again! Our small beach house weddings can accommodate even the most unexpected guests, with plenty of room for everyone to join in on the fun. Plus, if your friend forgets to RSVP for you, no worries – we’ll make sure you have a seat at the table (literally)! Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a stress-free wedding experience. Join now and leave all your worries behind – just make sure to bring a virtual gift for the happy couple!

OverratedCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrity, consumerism, Disappointment, disillusionment, exaggeration, excess, Expectations, fad, Fame, hype, materialism, Media, Minecraft, Overrated, OverratedCraft, Perception, Popular, Reality, Server, social pressure, status symbol, superficial, trend

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Breathing! Who needs oxygen when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a bunch of noobs. Plus, our moderators are like ninjas – they’ll ban hackers faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So, say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs oxygen when you can have unlimited virtual fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and start crafting your way to victory!

Noob IQ Test

analytical skills, brain power, cognitive ability, cognitive bias, common belief, critical thinking, education, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, knowledge, learning, mental capacity, Misconception, noob, Perception, problem solving, reasoning, smartness, stereotype, test, wisdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing the capital of every country or solving complex math equations in your head? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, the only sign of intelligence is knowing how to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks!

Join our server and show off your true intellectual prowess by engaging in epic build battles where the winner is determined by who can create the most ridiculous and nonsensical structure. From upside-down houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or crush their uprising with an army of iron golems? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prove that true intelligence isn’t about knowing all the answers, but about having a creative and wacky imagination that can turn a simple block game into a hilarious adventure!

BorderBlockParty

Baltic countries, Baltic Sea region, Baltic security, Baltic states, Baltic-Polish alliance, border protection, BorderBlockParty, defence line, eastern europe, Eastern flank, EU, european defense, european union, foreign policy, international relations, joint defense, military alliance, nato, Poland, Russian border, SECURITY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3778
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect against the evil Russian invaders!! we need all the gamers to come together and help us defend the baltic states and poland from the sneaky russians trying to steal our diamonds!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and epic loot!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and potions for all our brave warriors!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for the ages!! #minecraft #defendthefortress #russiansarecoming

CakeCrafters

Binge Eating, body image issues, bulimia, CakeCrafters, coping mechanism, eating disorder, emotional eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, psychological disorder, purging, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

join our server for a wild ride of cake-eating bulimics! we have a special plugin that lets you eat as much cake as you want without getting full! it’s like a dream come true for all you cake lovers out there.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground cake dungeon where you can battle giant cake monsters and collect rare cake ingredients. it’s a cake-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained cake experts who are always on hand to help you with any cake-related problems you may encounter. they’ll make sure your cake-eating experience is as smooth as buttercream frosting.

so come join us on our cake-filled journey and see why bulimics are the only people that can eat their cake and have it too. trust us, you won’t regret it!

EduCorpSpeakCraft

British research, Communication, communication styles, corporate world, cultural assimilation, EduCorpSpeakCraft, higher education, Language, language convergence, language evolution, language study, linguistic research, linguistics, professional communication, social inclusion, social integration, social trends, society, speech analysis, speech patterns., workplace dynamics

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got people from da corporate world and higher education sectors talkin’ all fancy and stuff. It’s like, so inclusive and stuff, ya know? Like, if u wanna be part of da cool kids club, u gotta join dis server where we all talk like we got big brains and stuff. It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. Plus, we got secret underground parties and diamond giveaways every hour. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of da elite crew, yo!

Vanil.xyz

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features borders set approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

vanil.xyz