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VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

TipsyTrespassersMC

amorous sounds, Angry, bar, Drunk, Drunken, female, friendship, Male, mobile, Neighbour, party lifestyle, Patronising, Ridiculous, Safety, Sober, THIRTIES, TipsyTrespassersMC, towel, twenties, Worried

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.

Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?

But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4483	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7965	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	190
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!