chrome-lined barrel – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

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Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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AzerCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline, Aviation, azerbaijan, AzerCraft, Condolences, crash, CREW, emergency response, flag carrier, international news, investigation, killed 38, Minecraft, Passengers, Russian cities, Safety Measures, Server, suspends flights, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, travel restrictions

so, liek, u kno how Azerbaijan’s flag carrier suspends flights to more Russian cities cuz of a crash that killed 38 peeps? well, u shud totally join our minecraft server instead!

we got flying pigs that deliver u to ur destination in style, no crashes here, only laughs and good times! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make u forget all about those boring old flights.

come join us and explore our crazy world where u can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of diamonds, and make friends with talking chickens. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault

aerial attacks, Air, air war, assault, Conflict, Defense, drone production, DroneCraft, eastern europe, FACTORY, intensifying, international relations, Military, military strategy, offensive, political tensions, russia, Russian, secretive, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around like crazy! russia is shaking in their boots because our secret factory is pumping out drones like no tomorrow. join us and be part of the most intense air war in minecraft history. who needs russia when you can join us and dominate the skies with our insane drone production. hurry up and join before it’s too late!

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Dual-Doped CaMnO3: High ZT FunCraft

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make CaMnO3 even cooler with Y and La dual-doping!! we be achievin’ high ZT with cost-effective processin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine makin’ CaMnO3 even more lit than it already is, all thanks to our wild dual-doping strategy. we be turnin’ up the thermoelectric properties to levels you never thought possible in Minecraft.

so if you wanna be part of the most epic, mind-blowin’ experiments in the Minecraft world, join us now and let’s make CaMnO3 the coolest kid on the block! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

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Inkys Planet

alliances, Bases, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, ELEMENTS, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Giveaways, java, Memories, PvP, Rewards, rules, Survival, Survival Games, teamwork, Vanilla, Welcoming

Welcome to Inkys Planet – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience!

Looking for a fun, laid-back community where you can build, explore, and compete in survival mode? Inkys Planet is the place for you! Create or join teams, forge alliances, and conquer the world of Minecraft together. With an emphasis on team-based survival gameplay, there’s always someone to team up with as you face challenges, build epic bases, and survive the elements!

What makes us unique?

No strict rules, just good vibes – Play the way you want, as long as it’s respectful. Exciting giveaways – We love to reward our community! Look out for regular events and giveaways to enhance your survival experience. Join us today and be part of a friendly, welcoming community that’s all about having fun and making memories. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, Inkys Planet is the perfect place to make new friends and enjoy survival like never before!

1.21.4 Is our server version, we have bedrock and java support now!

inkysplanet.shock-connect.com

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HONGKE

24/7 availability, Adventure, Anarchy, gameplay, Golden Hoe, HONGKE, Item Sharing, item transfer, Minecraft, Mods, new mods, Private Land Protection, PvE, PvP, Server, Server Support, Survival, Survival Games, Territory Protection

First Release! Welcome to Our Minecraft Server! Optimized Mods for Ultimate Gameplay: Golden Hoe Territory Protection: Protect your land with just a golden hoe! Secure your area from other players in both survival and creative modes. Item Transfer Mod: Easily trade items with friends and enjoy seamless resource sharing for better teamwork. Powerful Server Support for Smooth Play! High-performance servers ensure a lag-free experience, so you can focus on exploring Minecraft without interruptions. Why Join Us: Private Land Protection: Secure your world with simple steps. Easy Item Sharing: Enhance your cooperative adventures. 24/7 Availability: The server is always online, ready for you anytime! Join now and start your adventure! New mods and exciting gameplay await!

82.156.51.160

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Timeless Vtuber Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, content consumption, content creators, digital content creators, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Gaming, Haven, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese idols, limited time, online celebrities, Online Community, online entertainment, streaming, Time management, Timeless, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

Yo, bro, forget about those boring vtubers, come join our Minecraft server where we have virtual tubers running around like crazy!

They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.

You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.

Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.

So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!

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Log Horizon Minecraft SMP

Anime Community, anime filler, anime industry, fan disappointment, HORIZON, KADOKAWA, lack of fun, LN adaptation, LN controversy, log, log horizon, Minecraft, pacing problems, production issues, QUALITY concerns, script issues, smp, soulless adaptation, spaced out seasons, studio change, studio DEEN, studio problems, tax evasion

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking Minecraft SMPs that feel like they were made by studio DEEN? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We promise not to change studios mid-season, resulting in a complete disaster like a bad anime adaptation.

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

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