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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6450 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).
So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!