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HydeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	127876	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you on the other side!

CrazyCraftersGuild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	4081
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

If you answered “Minecraft players,” then you are absolutely correct! And if you want to join the ranks of the most insane and deranged individuals in the world, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

CraftyCreeperCrew

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can BLOW STUFF UP just like dem suspected female suicide bombers in Nigeria! We got crazy TNT parties and explosions that will make ur head spin! Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz who needs peace when u can have BOOMS?! #minecraft #explosions #crazyfun

TimeTravelNoShow

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9534	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3547	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted hot tub where you can soak your worries away while chatting with a talking chicken who gives great life advice.

So why wait? Join our Telegram group now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	8360
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	453
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!