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OmriNet

Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Network, OmriNet, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.

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Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

accusation ridicule, Crafty, divorce settlement removal, financial association contracts, financial contracts, government power reduction, government size reduction, inflation-adjusted pay, Minecraft, Muscle, proof of claims, proof of claims encouragement, random accusations ridicule, Server, social welfare removal, strong men, victim-based policing, victim-focused policing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Masterpiece Joker Tarantino Minecraft SMP

box office hit, BTFO, chuds, cinematic genius, controversial film, dark comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film director, film industry, Hollywood, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, Masterpiece, Minecraft, movie review, psychological thriller, robert de niro, smp, Tarantino, todd phillips, villain origin story

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crops Grown:	4818	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	3686

SmallAnt is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his speedrunning content. He specializes in games such as Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and is known for his entertaining commentary and impressive speedrunning skills. SmallAnt has gained a large following on both platforms for his energetic personality and dedication to mastering the art of speedrunning.

Verox.gg

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Adventure Gameplay SMP Server Popular Rising star Connect Add Server Fun Community PVP Economy Plugins Roleplay Mini-games Creative Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Verox.gg | Your Adventure Begins Here Verox.gg is the ultimate Minecraft survival server providing a fantastic gameplay experience. Known as the #1 SMP server, Verox is a rising star. We aim to become the #1 most popular SMP (survival multiplayer) server in the world.

Connect to Verox.gg today

1. In Minecraft, go to Multiplayer, and click Add Server 2. Enter verox.gg into the server address box and click Done 3. Have fun!

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TradingMC

Arcade, battlefield, Battles, bedrock, Boxpvp, Colorful, Combat, competitive, Cross-Play, game modes, java, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Retro, Rewards, Skills, Strategic, themed arenas, TradingMC, Upgrades, vibrant

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

BoxPVP java and bedrock 1.21 cross-play server with arcade theme offers a unique experience for players of different platforms. With a focus on intense PvP combat in closed boxes, players can face off in exciting strategic battles, where every move counts. The arcade setting adds a retro and vibrant touch, creating a dynamic and colorful atmosphere. Players can enjoy a competitive environment while exploring different game modes and themed arenas inspired by arcade classics. With a system of rewards and upgrades, the server invites players to hone their skills and dominate the battlefield in a world where quick entertainment and reflexes are key.

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, competition standings, CraftyCraze, fart cc, gielinor gazette, halloween fixes, Info, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, osrs game, project zanaris, run energy changes, Server, skilling competition, twitter, twitter widget, Website, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually located in Gielinor, the world of RuneScape. That’s right, you can mine and craft with the best of them in this magical land.

2. We have a special feature where your run energy changes constantly, keeping you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and mines.

3. Project Zanaris is our latest update, where you can explore the mystical fairy realm and battle evil creatures for epic loot.

4. Halloween on our server is a wild ride, with fixes that will make your head spin and miscellaneous changes that will leave you questioning reality.

5. If you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We have quests that will blow your mind and diaries that will challenge even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.

Awful Localizations Minecraft SMP

accurate translations, Awful, awful localizations, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, faithful translations, global communication, language barriers, language localization, language proficiency, language services, language translation, linguistic accuracy, localization challenges, localization industry, localization process, localizations, Minecraft, outside influence, smp, translation accuracy, translation errors, translation quality, translation techniques

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	4759	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from exploding pigs to dancing llamas.

Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!

SliceMC

action-packed, Adventure, alliances, Battles, competitive edge, enemies, Hearts, Indian, indian minecraft community, kill, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, lose it all., rise-to-the-top, Rivals, smp, Survival, Survival Challenge, thrilling mechanic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	4766
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	3587
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Slice MC – Public Lifesteal SMP (Indian Server)

Welcome to Slice MC, India’s premier Lifesteal SMP! In this intense Minecraft survival server, every kill grants you more hearts, but death comes at a price. Gain strength by stealing hearts from your enemies or lose it all in fierce battles. Form alliances, betray rivals, and dominate the leaderboards in this action-packed, heart-stealing adventure!

Join the Indian Minecraft community today for 24/7 action, a competitive edge, and a thrilling lifesteal mechanic that makes survival more challenging than ever. Can you rise to the top, or will you lose it all?

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Chunky Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, chunky, coping mechanisms, depression, Eating disorders, fat shaming, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, societal pressure, Suicide prevention, unhealthy habits, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Towns Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.