We got more diamonds than Santa’s workshop, and more creepers than a family reunion gone wrong.
Join us and experience the true meaning of Christmas – mining, crafting, and blowing stuff up!
It’s like celebrating Hanukkah with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity.
Don’t be a Grinch, come join the fun and let’s make this holiday season lit AF!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique feature where you can calculate the damage of your attacks before you even make them. Plan out your strategies and dominate the competition with our advanced tools. And don’t forget about our insane drop rates that will have you swimming in resources in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and become the ultimate master of fate!
Just like her husband, you’ll have the freedom to leave your responsibilities behind and embark on epic solo journeys to visit distant relatives. Who needs to stay home and take care of things when you can just jet off whenever you feel like it, right?
Experience the thrill of leaving your pregnant partner in tears as you venture off to see your family, all while dealing with the guilt and drama that follows. And don’t worry, our server is high risk just like her pregnancy, so you’ll always be on the edge of your seat!
Join now for a chance to recreate this heart-wrenching tale in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have all the drama and chaos right at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Picture this: a couple logs into the server, claiming to be friends of a resident. They beg and plead to see her, but she’s just not feeling it. They even drove 2 hours to visit her, but she’s not having any of it. They wait around in the virtual lobby, hoping to catch a glimpse of her, but our virtual charge nurse steps in and reads them the riot act. They leave the server angrier than a pair of wet hens!
Join our Minecraft server for all the drama and excitement of a virtual nursing home, without the hassle of unwanted visitors. Who knew nursing home life could be so entertaining?
not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.
but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?
so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.
Cube.mchosting.pro
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Player Limit | 10-15 players |
| Main Activities | Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game |
| Server Status | New world started today |
| Question | Answer |
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| What are the server rules? |
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| How can I apply to join the server? | You can apply at the Discord link provided above. |
| What type of players are you looking for? | We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between. |
Join our server and experience the wackiest gender pay gap reduction policies you’ve ever seen! Want to earn diamonds as a woman just for showing up to work? Done. How about equal pay for equal mining time, regardless of gender? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the special power-ups you can unlock as a female player – let’s just say you’ll be mining faster than you can say “gender equality!”
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious ways to close the gender pay gap in Minecraft! Who knew fighting for equal opportunities could be this much fun?
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our pixelated world. But beware, he’s not your average dragon – rumor has it he’s been binge-watching Game of Thrones and is now armed with fire-breathing dragons of his own!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a diamond sword in case things get a little too wild.
So what are you waiting for? Delete qBittorrent and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).
Imagine a world where your dad books the hotel, but leaves you to fend for yourself against mooching brothers and sneaky nephews. Will you stand your ground and refuse to be the designated maid, or will you succumb to the pressure and end up cleaning up after everyone?
Embark on quests to gather ingredients for cursed curry recipes, fend off hungry relatives trying to steal your virtual food, and navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be labeled the ultimate family vacation villain?
Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the vacation from hell like never before. Who needs a relaxing getaway when you can have a virtual family showdown instead? Let the madness begin!