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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8976 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
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