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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1991 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
