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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8717 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2898 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 730475 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!