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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	150
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	286190

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	6647	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	51
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	307669	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	9100
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crops Grown:	6077	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5448
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!