CHOPS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

agility, Arena, battle, blocky, CHOPS, Combat sports, Crafty, Defense, discipline, Escape, grappling, ground fighting, jiu jitsu, karate, Martial Arts, mental toughness, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Physical fitness, self defense, strategy, STRIKING, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	2286

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	9266
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!