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BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7473
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1180
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	41	Star Shards Collected:	289
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4679	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?