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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3646 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 421 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2250 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)