CHOKED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Divine Spears Created:	19	Votes:	4879
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	2108	Void Gems Collected:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	199	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1506
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	6134	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	5923	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!