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Crafty Caucasians: We Promise No Global Wars, Just Blocks and Fun!

aggression, blocks, Caucasians, Colonialism, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, devastation, discrimination, Fun, Genocide, Global, global war, hate, History, imperialism, INEQUALITY, long trail tag: “whites causing global wars and mass killings”, power, Promise, racism, Supremacy, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes, Wars, Whites

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8686
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechauns guard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈

Crafty Bachelors Server: Where Art and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Votes:	7560
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our bachelor of arts Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and building skills are more important than actual qualifications!

Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.

But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.

So why wait? Join our bachelor of arts Minecraft server today and start your journey towards becoming a master builder and earning your prestigious degree in block-based artistry.

Caitlyn87’s Crazy Craft Kingdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into caitlyn87 and become best friends for life.

ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

bathing habits, cleanliness, comfort, Competition, country comparison, Cultural differences, cultural practices, daily routine, favorite activities, hygiene practices, leisure time, mental health, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self love, self-care, shower preferences, ShowerCraft, showering, stress relief, Wash, water conservation, wellness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?

WipeoutCraft: Where Minecraft meets wipeout series chaos! LOL

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3545

Alright, buckle up your minecart seatbelts because you’re about to enter the most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and endermen are the ultimate fashion icons. That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down and inside out in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous wipeout series, where players compete in anti-gravity racing championships that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic ender dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the craziest and most fun-loving players you’ll ever meet.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

WNBAcraft: Where even the mobs demand equal pay!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5478
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we believe in giving WNBA players their fair share of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – we pay our players in diamonds because who needs emeralds when you can have bling bling?

Join our server and witness the magic of WNBA players battling it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Watch as they build towering castles and mine for rare resources with the finesse of a pro gamer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s a party like no other, trust us.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a WNBA player who will teach you how to slam dunk like a pro!

CraftyBag Adventures – Join the Blue Archive General Fun!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	81
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	4264
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like a bag of tricks, filled with surprises and unexpected events that will keep you on your toes! You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

2. Looking for a place to hang out with your Circles/Clubs/Friends? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends and create unforgettable memories together.

3. Ever heard of a Minecraft server with 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts? Neither have we, but we have it all! Get ready for some mind-blowing content that will leave you laughing for days.

4. Our server is so popular, even the JP Livestream is talking about it! Join now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe.

5. Need some banners to show off your style? We’ve got you covered with exclusive banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, Natsu, and more! Your Minecraft avatar will be the envy of all other players.

6. Events on our server are like no other. From SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council to Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

7. Content on our server is top-notch, with Grand Assaults like Gregorius and The Fury of Set waiting for you to conquer them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!