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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5544	New Chunks Explored:	467289
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5973
Towns Built:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	2581	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6074

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4325	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	83
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	5140
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!