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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2410 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6558 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a special potion in the game that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens who just wanna cuddle. it’s so cute, you won’t even believe it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you don’t join, a band of evil villagers will come to your house and steal all your cookies. true story.