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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5056 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!