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Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

black hawk helicopters, boarding, Combat, commandos, Covert, Crafty, deployment, Edition, Elite, idf, INVADE, Israeli special forces, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Special Operations, strategy, success, Tactics, Trust the plan, venom snake, Victory, West Bank

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	5695
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

blocky, Find, steve, unemployment, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

Anime, Chaos, comedy, Crafty, Ensues, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Hololive Alternative, Hololive China, hololive english, Hololive Indonesia, Hololive Japan, Holostars, Holostars official, Japan, Japanese culture, Live streaming, meets, Minecraft, online content, talent agency, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

#better half, Beloved, chick, Commitment, companion, devotion, Eve, love, loyalty, marital bliss, marital union, Marriage, marriage vows, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, Side, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded life, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

body image, Bull, consent, controversial, debate, DOMINANCE, emasculation, incel, Insecurity, keys held, locked up, Mandatory, Masculinity, matter, Minecraft, oneitis, power dynamics, Prison, relationships, sexual dynamics, SIZE, size matters, small penises, Submission, TinyBlockPenis

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	2916
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

again.., edits, gooned, gooned to, Int, interracial, LolCraft, long trail, pixelated, pranks, Server, tags

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7975
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	8296	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

Adventures, Beloved, CEO, Copium, CraftyCreeperz, Directed, DRUG, gaslit, hate, HBO Max, influential, Minecraft, okay, sad, Successful, Tlou, uncharted, uncharted 2, uncharted 4, videogame company, Write, wrote

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!