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MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	9649	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	6881	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	6537	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

bio, biotechnology, Boosted, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, clinical trials, enhance effects, genetic modification, Genetically engineered bacteria, GPS, immune responses, immune system, Immunotherapy treatment, live bacteria, medical science, oncology, Precision medicine, research, study, Therapeutic approach, tumor, Tumor GPS, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!